FLAWS & TITS

Where are all the boobs gone?

Maybe this won’t earn me any popularity points, but let’s be honest - boobs aren’t exactly trending these days. With all the skinny-body, diet-obsessed vibes floating around, they’re often the first thing to quietly vanish.

I’m definitely old school when it comes to boobs. Not in a “hands-on” way - I’m straight - but I genuinely don’t get this newer generation of men who seem perfectly satisfied with… well, whatever you want to call those little compromises.

Anyway - why did I paint this? Simple. As a loud, slightly sarcastic complaint about the whole wellness obsession: girls, seriously - at some point you might want to think about your boobs too, before you train them away with every yoga pose and spoon them into oblivion with your next overpriced poke bowl.

So here’s to the women carrying curves (and flaws) where it counts.

This painting is available as a high-quality fine art print on premium paper or canvas in multiple sizes. You can also wear the artwork as a printed design on a shirt, sweater and also on a beach towel.